Battersea and surrounding areas Area Guide

Playful deception meets its match in Mozarts sparkling comic operaCos fan tutte,reminding us that love is rarely as simpleor as certainas wed like to believe. Two young officers make a reckless wager. Can their fiances remain faithful when temptation comes knocking? With a mischievous plot hatched by a worldly friend, disguises, mistaken identities, and romantic entanglements spiral into a deliciously absurd tangle. Set to some of Mozarts most radiant and intricate music and sung in English to a translation by Amanda Holden, Cos fan tutte blends razor-sharp wit with moments of truth and reflection in this vibrant production that proves Mozart knew the human heart all too well. !

Wednesday 31st December 2025 Clapham Comedy Club New Years Eve Comedy Party : Bobby Mair , Imran Yusuf, Sallyann Fellowes , Onojie Idemudia, Joe Haddad and MC Sion James Five Top Comedians plus Compere which includes stars of Comedy Central, 8 out of 10 Cats , BBC , Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, Edfringe and more...PLUS Goodies including Welcome drink of sparkly fizz on arrival , pre-show nibbles, sweets and chocs, party items, Midnight Countdown, Late Bar with Aftershow Party Choons , DJ and Dancing til late... We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent to celebrate New Year's Eve including the hilarious Canadian Comedian Bobby Mair - As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats (Channel 4) , Roast Battle (Comedy Central) and Russell Howard's Good News (BBC), heartfelt comedy from Imran Yusuf,( Star of Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow and own Radio 4 show and more) "Imran is one of the comedy world's hidden gems, funny, gently subversive and full of heart"(Mark Thomas) , Neurodiverse and LGBTQ+ rising comedy star and Winner Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2023 Sallyann Fellowes , rising Nigerian comedy star Onojie Idemudia plus joyful Joe Haddad-Brit born Palestinian Streatham raised comedian providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky charming MC/Compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Bread and Roses Clapham

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Glenn Moore is a comedian, actor and one of the best and most prolific joke writers in the country.Glenn is a regular face on TV, having appeared on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week and over the pond on The Great American Joke-Off. He has also appeared on The News Quiz, The Now Show, House of Games and Pointless Celebrities. He can be heard daily as one quarter of The Dave Berry Breakfast Show on Absolute Radio, the UK's biggest commercial radio breakfast show and is also a presenter on the BBC Sounds gaming podcast Press X To Continue. He has his own Radio 4 series, and can be heard on News Quiz, Now Show and Absolute Radio. He features in the 2023 series of Live at the Apollo, is a regular on Mock The Week RIP, The Great American Joke-Off and The Stand-Up Sketch Show. Proud owner of a Pointless Celebrities trophy and a House of Games tankard. "A comedy masterclass." The Times "Spectacular laughs." Evening Standard Plus support from Paul F Taylor, introducing Cecily Hitchcock and Anitha Sri and MC Ben Van Der Velde

With a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers, Tom is a social media star, thanks to multiple viral videos of his stand up, insights into his incredible life and chats with his father (General the Lord Houghton GCB CBE DL). His videos have garnered millions of views thanks to their combination of humour, education and down to earth charm.

Friday 16 January / market opens 5pm / show 8.30pm / after party til late The Market Ticket (stay for the show + club) - Last Entry 7pm - £10 The Show Ticket (stay 'til late!)- Entry from 7.30pm / Last Entry 9pm - £20 Please note you do not need to buy a seperate ticket for the club night, it's your after party! There is no re-admittence to the venue - once you're in, you're in! January is conventionally the time when we all come together in a massive celebration of drag... And this year it’s happening Grand-style Think independent queer market x drag extravaganza with a huge club night to top it all off! The Dragstrava-Market Join us early evening for a gorgeous market of stalls & photobooths from some of our fave queer collectives & fabulous Drag Race UK queens! Socialise with a room of drag lovers, fill up on all the tote bags, tshirts, badges & fans you could ever wish for and, of course, get a few cheeky photos with our drag stars! Our bars will be open & our DJs will be playing all day. Our first wave of drag stallholders include Gallifrey Cabaret, SlayStation, Ham It Up, Magic Dyke & The Bitten Peach with plenty more TBA... The Dragstravaganza Extravaganza ★ It’s show time, baby! From 8.30pm(ish) we’ll be hosting a fabulous show made up of drag queens, kings & things showing off their Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent just for you Our line up so far includes some spectacular Drag Race UK queens; our host & winner of season 5 Ginger Johnson alongside Tomara Thomas, Lil, Nyongbella, Victoria Scone, Black Peppa & Just May. PLUS we’ve got the brilliant Herr & Me, Rhys’s Pieces, Magic Dyke, The Brummie Bastards, Bitten Peach, LoUis CYfer & winner of this years’ Lipsync 1000 Petty Nonsense ★ It really is a Dragstravaganza! The Dragstrava-Dance aka The Grand Goes Beyonce You all know what a club night looks like at the Grand - there’s balloons, confetti, dancers, pop-up performers and this time our dance floor will be covered in all you stunning drag lovers dancing the night away... If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Performers & stall holders listed are scheduled to appear - refunds will not be given due to line up changes. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Born in Atlanta, GA in the late 1990s, Mariah The Scientist began her musical journey, whether or not she’d realized it, when she was just a child. She was exposed to a variety of musical styles and genres at an early age by her father, and her curiosity only grew from there. This made for quite the full-circle moment in 2022. “Coldplay comes [to Atlanta], someone that he was definitely playing for me as a child, and then I open for them,” Mariah recalls. In her late teenage years, she moved to NYC to study biology at St. John’s University. However, her musical curiosity would not stay quelled, and she eventually made the difficult decision to halt her scholastic pursuit to chase her dreams. To Die For gave her a reputation on campus as an artist with promise. It wasn’t long before her buzz reached further than the St. John’s student body. “I had to decide if I was or wasn’t going to re-enroll, and it was fine. We signed a million-dollar deal a year later.” Thus, the “Mariah The Scientist” we know today was born.