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Wednesday 31st December 2025 Clapham Comedy Club New Years Eve Comedy Party : Bobby Mair , Imran Yusuf, Sallyann Fellowes , Onojie Idemudia, Joe Haddad and MC Sion James Five Top Comedians plus Compere which includes stars of Comedy Central, 8 out of 10 Cats , BBC , Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, Edfringe and more...PLUS Goodies including Welcome drink of sparkly fizz on arrival , pre-show nibbles, sweets and chocs, party items, Midnight Countdown, Late Bar with Aftershow Party Choons , DJ and Dancing til late... We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent to celebrate New Year's Eve including the hilarious Canadian Comedian Bobby Mair - As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats (Channel 4) , Roast Battle (Comedy Central) and Russell Howard's Good News (BBC), heartfelt comedy from Imran Yusuf,( Star of Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow and own Radio 4 show and more) "Imran is one of the comedy world's hidden gems, funny, gently subversive and full of heart"(Mark Thomas) , Neurodiverse and LGBTQ+ rising comedy star and Winner Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2023 Sallyann Fellowes , rising Nigerian comedy star Onojie Idemudia plus joyful Joe Haddad-Brit born Palestinian Streatham raised comedian providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky charming MC/Compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Bread and Roses Clapham

31 Dec NEW YEAR'S EVE - please note this show starts an hour earlier than our regular shows at 7:30pm and your ticket includes the NYE party after the show Marcel Lucont The John Bishop Show, Live at the Comedy Store, Wonderful French wit.His elegant, sardonic turns of phrase are an utter joy. Time Out, Sikisa Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central Live, "A sparkling comedy party." Guardian, Eleanor Tiernan The News Quiz and Just A Minute, The fastest-rising comedy talent in the country. Irish Times and MC Ben Van der Velde

Friday 6 February / doors and bars open 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Live At The Clapham Grand returns with an incredible line-up featuring Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Jen Brister, and Kemah Bob! February’s show is headlined by Maisie Adam, star of the current season of Taskmaster and the upcoming season of Last One Laughing. She’ll be joined by stand-up powerhouse Ed Byrne, as seen on QI, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, and much more. Also on the bill is Kemah Bob, as seen and heard on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and the Off Menu podcast. Hosting the evening is Jen Brister, "furiously funny” (The Guardian) online sensation, as seen on Live At The Apollo and House of Games. Line-ups subject to change. Refunds will not be offered in the event of line-up change. This is a 18+ event Important information: For any ticketing queries please contact the DICE Help Centre. For any accessibility requirements or tickets, please contact [email protected], where you shall receive a code to access and pay for your tickets. (availability depending) For any other questions, please refer to our Contact / FAQ page - thegrand.info/contact Please note there may be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue. If you have any concerns about this don't hesitate to contact us via [email protected] - we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us! Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

See in 2026 in true Blues Kitchen style with South London's finest Live Music, DJs & cocktails ‘til late. The legendary Blues Kitchen bands will hit the stage for three live sets of soulful steppers & R&B anthems, alongside our trusted resident DJs spinning timeless dance floor grooves 'til 3am. For those purchasing tickets, please arrive promptly before the time stated on your ticket. There will be no entry to the venue between 11.30pm and 12am to make sure all ticket holders can enjoy the countdown to midnight. Dining tables - If you would like to join us for a New Years Eve feast with your mates, we’ll be serving our usual menu. Booking a table at 9pm guarantees you a table for the whole night. If you’d like to book an earlier dining table with us (last bookings at 7pm), you can do so for free. You will have your table for two hours from arrival. Once you have finished dining at your table, you’re welcome to stay and party with us at the bar and hit the dance floor. Visit to enquire. Presented by The Blues Kitchen Brixton. This is an 18+ event

We had a blast doing New Music Monday nights last year so we're hoping to make them a more regular thing in 2026. And in that spirit, the first Monday of the year sees a selection of new acts plus some familiar faces playing new material. Going to be a good start to the year and it's free entry! There are two slots available so if you're interested please email [email protected] with New Music Monday in the subject line. Confirmed so far: LITTLE GRANDAD - they played their first ever show at a New Music Monday night back in August and they return with a set of all new songs! https://www.instagram.com/littlegrandad_/ JONIQUE - formerly of Fraulein and currently in Djank, this Antrim-born, London-based songwriter unveils her latest solo material https://www.instagram.com/frau13in/ Plus two more tbc Presented by Windmill Brixton. This is an 18+ event

Whether you consider yourself the Pep or Pardew of the niche & niggly world of international and domestic football trivia we'll be serving up an abundance of hefty two footed questions, Who Am I? rounds, exclusive content and quality prizes should be enough to tide you over 'til game day comes. Not to mention the winning team takes home a £200 bar tab. Food & drink served throughout. There's very limited capacity, so make sure you book a ticket in advance. Presented by The Blues Kitchen Manchester. This is an 18+ event