Lloyd Park Area Guide

It’s that time of year again, when Diane Chorley dusts off her signature pout, drags Milky and Ron off Universal Credit, and does her damndest to spread a little festive mustard on this terrifying sausage we call Earth. For one night only, backed by her riotous band The Buffet, a sprinkling of special guests, and her arsenal of (festive) belters, she’ll say goodbye to 2025 with a swift, high-heeled boot up the jacksie. So round up the work Christmas party, puff up that flammable turkey hat from Temu, and prepare yourself for one of the finest, most joyous celebrations of the season. Catch this cult icon before she disappears up the estuary once again.

Elmer is not elephant colour... Elmer is patchwork! Join three adventurers on a joyful jungle quest in Tall Stories’ magical, musical adaptation of the much-loved Elmer books by David McKee Searching for a mysterious patchwork elephant, our adventurers transform their jungle campsite into a festive storytelling world. Three classic Elmer tales burst into life with toe-tapping tunes, playful puppetry and happy humour - and a few surprises along the way! A celebration of uniqueness, family and fun, this feel good show for everyone aged 3 to 103 is presented by Tall Stories, the company that brought you The Gruffalo live on stage. The Elmer Adventure features three classic David McKee stories - Elmer, Elmer and the Tune and Elmer and the Hippos. Celebrate Elmer’s unique patchwork colours and wear your most colourful festive clothes when you see the show. Performance Audio Described by Caroline Burn: Fri 2 Jan 1.30pm, with touch tour 12.45pm Relaxed performance: Sat 3 Jan, 1.30pm Performance Captioned by Alex Romeo: Sun 4 Jan 1.30pm

Prizewinning acclaimed songwriter is self-taught on guitar and violin. He is a lifelong autodidact and his independent streak shines through his composition and studio work. Always direct and unafraid to speak his mind, his songwriting has been praised for its surgical clarity. His work is typified by his trust in the space music can create and a gift for lyrical understatement. He cites his major influence as Anon. Throughout his career his independence has been balanced by artistic collaboration and he has worked with a long list of top artists. On stage he effortlessly delivers songs from his extraordinary repertoire, delivering gem after gem.

Jim Jones returns to the Trades with 4 incredible DJs to celebrate New Year Eve's Eve.

On Friday January 9th, EVE presents the 2026 SHE-1! Hosted by award winning comedian SIKISA \[star of Live At The Apollo, Comedy Central, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club, and more\], join us for the spectacular, immersive, live action stunt filled world of women's pro-wrestling mixed with award winning neo-burlesque stars, comedy, and more! You bring yourself and we'll bring our critically acclaimed, uniquely chaotic, punk-rock, immersive, action packed show for a night out you'll never forget! EVE is produced by the western-world's longest running promoters of this genre, Emily & Dann Read, alongside AEW Star Will Ospreay. Don't just take our word for it - check out what others had to say: "I had one of the funniest, most uplifting nights ever at EVE!" - Kathy Burke, Actor, Comedian and Producer "I brought my sisters and a few friends and we had such an amazing time. Everyone should get to know EVE!” - Netflix GLOW Star & Musician Kate Nash “A clear message of empowerment...And inclusivity” - Red Bulletin “Their athleticism is captivating...I’m in awe!” Women’s Health Please note this is an 18+ event - no one under the age of 18 can attend this event, accompanied or otherwise. For full terms and conditions and event policies please go to: www.evewrestling.com/policies Presented by EVE: Riot Grrrls of Wrestling. This is an 18+ event

A new collaborative presence on the English folk concert scene that has adopted this ancient word meaning soul, life, spirit and being. A coterie of talented women combining a depth and breadth of musicianship and creativity, to deliver melody and harmony, beauty, grace and driving rhythm. Through powerful and connective use of voice and strings, with a wealth of traditional knowledge and volumes of self-penned material, this assembly is set to move and inspire audiences across the country and beyond. Swol comprises Fi Fraser, Jess Arrowsmith, Nancy Kerr, Rosie Butler-Hall, and Sarah Matthews.