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Lovable goof-ball CAROLINE MABEY headlines tonight's show plus 5 lovingly chosen comedians to tickle your fancy. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

Join us for an evening with bestselling author ex-CIA analyst David McCloskey to celebrate the publication of his new book The Persian. David will be interviewed by author and journalist Tim Shipman. David McCloskey returns to his inside knowledge of the Middle East in his fourth novel: a gripping thriller exploring what happens when a loner spy is forced to reckon with the consequences of his deception. From Tehran to Tel Aviv, Istanbul and Stockholm, The Persian traces the rise and downfall of Kamran Esfahani, an Iranian Jew caught in the high stakes struggle between the spy agencies of Israel and Iran, and the secret he’s trying to take to his grave. Kamran Esfahani, a Persian Jewish dentist from Stockholm, dreams of starting afresh in California. To finance his new life, he agrees to spy for Mossad in Iran, working with a clandestine unit tasked with sowing chaos and sabotage inside the country. He soon finds himself entangled in a deadly game of spy vs. spy. When he’s captured by Iranian security forces, Kamran is compelled to confess his experiences as a spy, in a testimonial dealing not only with the security of nations, but also with revenge, deceit, and the power of love and forgiveness in a world of lies. David will be interviewed by bestselling author and award-winning journalist Tim Shipman - perhaps best known as Political Editor at The Spectator and author of four books on Brexit, he's also a leading spy fiction expert and on the board of Spybrary.com, for which he also writes. David McCloskey is a former CIA analyst. While at the CIA, he wrote regularly for the President’s Daily Brief during President Obama’s tenure, delivered classified testimony to Congressional oversight committees, and more. He worked in CIA field stations across the Middle East. He is the co-host with Gordon Corera of the successful The Rest is Classified podcast. His first novel, Damascus Station, set in Syria, was the bestselling debut spy novel of its year and shortlisted for a British Book Award. His second, Moscow X was a Waterstones Thriller of the Month and a Sunday Times Thriller of the Year. And his third, The Seventh Floor, was a Sunday Times Bestseller. The Persian is his fourth novel. A Village Books event in association with Alleyn's Schools Enterprises.

Disco Party Bingo - Lordswood Leisure Centre A night of the biggest party tunes from across six decades, alongside our fantastic games and competitions. Including our very own Disco Party Bingo! Ditch the numbers and mark off the iconic anthems from your Disco Party Bingo game card and party your way to Big Cash Prizes! Our Games Disco Party Bingo (included in your ticket) Crack the Safe (pay to play on the night) Play Your Cards Alright (pay to play on the night) Party through from when the doors open til late with DJ Garlick. Useful Info Please allow 3.5 hours for all games to be played. Arrive early to get the best seats. Groups of 8+ please email [email protected] to reserve seats. All drinks, alcoholic and non-alcoholic, will be served by the venue. Please drink responsibly. Tickets are non-refundable unless the event is cancelled or postponed. 18+ only. Photo ID required.

South East London Orchestra Sunday 22 March 2026, 4.30pm Conductor - David Smith MacCunn The Land of the Mountain and the Flood Bruch Scottish Fantasy,violin soloist Fenella Humphreys Thea Musgrave Loch Ness Arnold Four Scottish Dances All are welcome. See https://southeastlondonorchestra.com for more information about SELO.

Southside Players presents: Present Laughter by Noel Coward Step into the dazzling, deliciously chaotic world of Nol Cowards Present Laughter a sparkling comedy that proves fame is fabulous until it isnt. In this irresistible romp, we meet Garry Essendine, a magnetic, wildly successful actor whose life is a whirlwind of adoring fans, romantic entanglements, and theatrical excess. Onstage hes untouchable; offstage hes unavoidably surrounded by admirers, by opportunists, by colleagues who want something from him, and by friends who know him a little too well. When his meticulously curated glamour begins to clash with the relentless demands of his entourage, his carefully preserved poise threatens to crack. What follows is a cascade of hilarity, farce, and delicious emotional truth. Total running Time (Estimate):2 including a 15 minute interval Advisories Fake cigarette smoke. The show will start promptly, please allow plenty of time to get to the theatre. Ticket Prices: Standard 16.00 Concession 14.00

A long-time bucket list item for front man and piano player, Tom Morton, and nurtured to fruition by guitarist and seasoned band leader, Mark Roadnight, this show shines a spotlight on the catalogue of one of the most acclaimed American artists and songwriters of the 20th century - perhaps of all time. This 5-piece band perform the hits and classic album tracks from his breakthrough in the 70's, the huge global chart success of the 80's, through to the 90's by which time Joel's status was firmly established as a true American icon. The set includes Just The Way You Are, My Life, It's Still Rock And Rock To Me, Uptown Girl, Tell Her About It, An Innocent Man, We Didn't Start The Fire, The River of Dreams and, of course, Piano Man. Check it out here.. [https://youtu.be/LFnqt9v7ToQ?feature=shared]