Crouch End Area Guide
A locals' guide to Crouch End
Where do Crouch End locals go?
Why not explore the nearby areas of
brunswick park,
cranley gardens,
stroud green,
hornsey,
whitehall park,
harringay and surrounding areas,
alexandra park,
north london,
upper holloway,
and tollington park
Did you know?
"The tradition of "Swearing on the Horns" originated in the pubs around Highgate and involved swearing under 'oath' the commitment to the merriment and debauchery that would ensue, followed by the kissing of a pair of animal horns or a pretty woman."Explore Crouch End
What locals say about Crouch End
“Archway is within walking distance of Hampstead Heath and has great transport links”
steve
“What I love about Crouch End is the vibrancy of the local bars and restaurants; as well as the proximity to the gorgeous greenery of Alexandra Palace, the convenience of being so close to Wood Green's shops and cinemas, and the short bus ride to Finsbury Park which takes you to town on either the Victoria or Piccadilly Lines in minutes. I have lived in London only two years, but would not want to live anywhere else. Pick of the restaurants - Banners, their Jerk Chicken with rice and peas and fried plantain is the best I have ever tasted, and for the bars - kissthesky, tasty and unique cocktails and a weekly quiz on a Monday night! I'll see you there!”
Local resident
“I have lived in Upper Holloway for 8 months now; well, since I moved to London from Canada. The nearby streets are lined with late Victorian houses which adds to the history of the area. I really like the place, my residential street is very quiet, and it's only 4 minutes walk from Holloway Road and 10 minutes from Archway station, very convenient for commuting to job, going out in trendy Upper Street or buzzing West End. Honestly, I cannot complain about the area, it's clean throughout and people do their best to keep the smile : )”
Frank
Activities near Crouch End
The Chocolate Men Live & Uncensored
Indulge in the extravagant world of seductive performances, exquisite artistry, and vibrant entertainment at The Chocolate Men Live & Uncensored . We invite you to immerse yourself in the magic of cabaret and burlesque, where every act is a celebration of sensuality, creativity, and uninhibited expression.Read more
Rollercoaster by Wes Peden
“Fizzy tricks and funky escapades from a master of juggling” — The Guardian Ultra-modern pop-punk juggling! Peden is one of the world’s best jugglers and in this piece, he shares cutting-edge tricks inspired by corkscrews, adrenalin, and high-tech seatbelts. Rollercoaster is quirky, joyful, badass, and a visually stunning ride.Read more
The Shedding by Elise Reine
Contortionist, snake-woman, slug. I bend into your imagination… Combining trapeze, contortion, performance art and power ballad, this intimate solo explores romanticised depictions of the female victim – à la Twin Peaks’ Laura Palmer – alongside the intoxicating sexualisation of the supple and bending body of the contortionist. Enter the realm of Elise Reine in this claustrophobic reckoning with the comfort of dehumanisation. Reine uses her circus language to push boundaries and norms, exploring experimental and political topics. This show is part of a series of performances which asks “How far are you willing to Bend”.Read more
Comedy at the Lane
As a leading comedy venue since the 1980s — which helped launch the careers of Eddie Izzard, The Mighty Boosh, Shappi Khorsandi, Micky Flanagan and many more — Jacksons Lane welcomes the return of a new regular comedy night, featuring both established acts and the stars of tomorrow. Expect an evening of sharp comedy, fresh talent and brilliant performances.Read more
The Legendary Comedy Try-Out Night
Important Notes: on www.downstairsatthekingshead.com Bills may alter at late notice - check on www.downstairsatthekingshead.com for any last-minute changes. There is no reserved seating Downstairs. Your ticket guarantees entry, but if you want a good seat, please be with us by the advertised door opening time. Please bring evidence of booking on your phone, smart device or similar. You do not need to print the email - it's 400 times better for the planet if you don't! You can book tickets up to 6pm on the day of the show. After then, any remaining tickets will be sold on a first-come first-served basis on the door at the advertised 'doors open' time. Note - CARD ONLY and venue check-in required. Also please note that, as an intimate venue, we discourage large group bookings, so tickets are limited on this show to a MAXIMUM of 4 per person. We want everyone to enjoy the show. Please dont talk during the performance and ensure your mobile phone is turned off. You will be required to leave without refund if your behaviour is disruptive. No recording in any medium is allowed without prior permission. Intoxicated persons will not be admitted. The use of E cigarettes is prohibited The pub offers all show attendees a 20% discount at the bar following the show. (Details provided on arrival) If you are planning on eating upstairs before the show, please allow plenty of time to finish before doors open for Downstairs.Read more
International Comedy Edinburgh Previews 2026
Every year we present a selection of the top shows warming up before heading North to the Edinburgh Festival. Your ticket entitles you to see both full shows for less than the price of one in Edinburgh. NOTE EARLIER START TIMES and any CHANGES to advertised running order. 1st show starts 8pm, 2nd show starts 9.15pm. Check www.downstairsatthekingshead.com for details of who's on tonight. Fiona Allen White Lies After a sellout debut Edinburgh 2023 show Fiona Allen star of Smack The Pony returns with her new show White Lies. Fiona needs a perfect lie to avoid her pet hate of social gatherings. Running out of time and patience she encounters every obstacle a day can throw at her. It all threatens to derail her quest to find the perfect lie. She must confront her worst fear-her neighbours party. It's a fate worse than death and the clock is ticking. She's going to have to wargame it. Honestly. Punchlines delivered with cutting execution. Scotsman Appealingly barbed company. Guardian Eli Matthewson: Blood Bender Eli just became the first ever New Zealander to move to London, after applying for the "youth" visa on the last possible week he was eligible. He's ready to be a star and the only things in his way are his age and the impending apocalypse. From his brief ballet career to the lofty heights of performing at Dining In The Dark, Eli is ready to share it all to win you over... including the horrific story of his first visit to a gay sauna. ★★★★ (Chortle.co.uk). ★★★★ (Everything-Theatre.co.uk). Eli Matthewson is the first ever New Zealander to move to London and he has done it right on time for the end of the world. Just as life was starting to feel safe and secure, he has thrown it all away and scraped into the UK on the last possible week he could qualify for the youth mobility visa. A show about doing everything you can to make something of yourself before society completely crumbles. "Punchlines that whip back around like a tossed ponytail" - Theatreview "That most generous of comedy things: a personal show that feels inclusive, offering a series of vignettes that invite introspection without ever getting preachy." ★★★★ - The Recs "Smart, silly, and thoroughly entertaining." ★★★★ - EdFest Mag ★★★★ - Three Weeks ★★★★ Scotsman ★★★★ Chortle ★★★★ Voice Mag Important Notes: Bills may alter at late notice - check on www.downstairsatthekingshead.com for any last-minute changes. There is no reserved seating Downstairs. We can seat 70 and have 10 standing spaces. Your ticket guarantees entry, but if you want a good seat, please be with us by the advertised door opening time. Please bring evidence of booking (i.e; your confirmation email). On phone is fine - save trees! You can book tickets up to 6pm on the day of the show. After then, any remaining tickets will be sold on a first-come first-served basis on the door at the advertised doors open time. Also please note that, as an intimate venue, we discourage large group bookings, so tickets are limited on this show to a MAXIMUM of 4 per person. We want everyone to enjoy the show. Please dont talk during the performance and ensure your mobile phone is turned off. You will be required to leave without refund if your behaviour is disruptive. No recording in any medium is allowed without prior permission. Intoxicated persons will not be admitted. The use of E cigarettes is prohibited Note we do not allow food downstairs. If you are planning on eating upstairs before the show, please allow plenty of time to finish before coming downstairs.Read more
Comedy Cabaret
Weekly celebration of the best in stand-up and variety.
About Crouch End
Crouch End is an area of north London, in the London Borough of Haringey. Crouch End is in a valley between Harringay to the east, Hornsey, Muswell Hill and Wood Green to the north, Finsbury Park and Archway to the south and Highgate to the west. Crouch End is in a valley between Harringay to the east, Hornsey, Muswell Hill and Wood Green to the north, Finsbury Park and Archway to the south and Highgate to the west.
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