Eden Park Area Guide

South East London Orchestra Sunday 22 March 2026, 4.30pm Conductor - David Smith MacCunn The Land of the Mountain and the Flood Bruch Scottish Fantasy,violin soloist Fenella Humphreys Thea Musgrave Loch Ness Arnold Four Scottish Dances All are welcome. See https://southeastlondonorchestra.com for more information about SELO.

Mother Goose is in a flap! An ice cold witch has set her sights on the golden egg and a cunning tyrant with his hapless goons is holding Nursery Rhyme Land to ransom as he wants Mary, Mary Quite Contrary for his bride. Will he have his wicked way or will Fairy Snow work her magic on Marys sweetheart, tiny Tom Thumb, and grow him to a size befitting of matrimony! Poor or some would say lucky! Old King Cole is being pursued by our panto dame, Betty Botter, but will he succumb to her outrageous antics or fall for Old Mother Hubbard? Jack & Jill, Humpty Dumpty and many more nursery rhyme characters join forces to save the day and bring you a brand new, traditional family pantomime filled with song, dance, gags and buckets of fun! This is a show for everyone! Join in the fun! Boo and cheer! Tap and clap along to the live band and kick off 2026 with a big dose of laughter!

Featuring performance from Elementary Strings, Junior Strings, Pops Strings, Saturday Strings & Bromley Youth Chamber Orchestra

Sassy and irreverent SAM SEE headlines tonight's show plus 5 carefully curated comedians to bring the laughter to South London. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

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Originally from Paris, Celya AB stands out as a dynamic stand-up comedian and adept writer, commanding attention with her captivating stage presence and brilliantly crafted material. Her performances have not only earned critical acclaim but have also resulted in sold-out runs and tours at prestigious venues and festivals, including the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Soho Theatre. She won Chortle Best Newcomer in 2022 and was Funny Women finalist. Celya has left her mark on notable shows such as Live At The Apollo and Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster. Her rising popularity is evident in her expanding fan base, providing her with opportunities to support renowned figures like US comic Maria Bamford and acclaimed musician St Vincent during their recent UK tours. With her recent appearance on a significant showcase at Just for Laughs in Montreal as part of the International New Faces in 2023 and Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2024, Celya has firmly established herself as one of the UK's comedy treasures. "One of the most striking acts around combining magnetic stage presence with punchy material." Evening Standard "This Parisian star is making waves." Guardian Plus support from Eric Rushton, Micah Hall and MC Alexander Bennett "Exceptional, not to mention impressively, original." British Comedy Guide