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“Country, the UK, lost its way, seeks life partner/mentor/inspiration. Good sense of humour essential. No timewasters, tedious show-offs or offend-o-trons need apply. HR free zone.” Standing up so you don't have to take it lying it down anymore, the Pub Landlord is back to make sense of the questions you probably already had the answers to. You know what they say: There’s no school like the old school, with the dodgy overflowing toilets.

An art exhibition presented by Castello 6668 Collective. 8 artists on motherhood. “The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.” — William Ross Wallace Drawing from the medieval visionary Hildegard of Bingen—who envisioned the female body as a vessel that advances, nourishes, purifies, and cares for future generations—this exhibition considers the mother as creative force: giver, medium, and traveling guardian. Mediating between the wider world and the world-to-come embedded in the growing child, the works trace the living bonds between woman, vessel, and world. The artists resist a single approach. They explore multiple facets—sometimes in harmony, sometimes in conflict—yet the breadth and emotional force of the work ultimately forms a compelling reflection on the worth of motherhood. The exhibition foregrounds the private capacities of mothers—hands that hold, nurture, and propel—and lifts them from the dismissal they too often encounter in our current social order. Castello 6668 Collective formed at the Royal College of Art, where it staged its first motherhood exhibition, All Love Begins and Ends Here (2025). The show explored complex, lived experiences of motherhood beyond the venerated European trope of the Virgin and Child. The project led to a feature in the journal Mothers and Mothering Throughout the Life Course, Fall 2025 issue. Artists: Angele Lautier, Alison Dollery, Charmaine Beneyto, Hannah Scott, Lola Luk, Nelson, Norah Vincent-Michelin, Usoa García Sagüés

Curious About Mayfair? Turn a Day Out into an Adventure! Looking for a brilliant way to explore London that’s fun, affordable, and perfect for all weathers? For under £10, up to four people can dive into the heart of Westminster with two self-guided heritage walks — each packed with clues, stories, and a treasure-hunt twist that transforms sightseeing into a shared experience. All ages welcome — from curious kids to history-loving grandparents Rain or shine — designed for all-weather exploring. Your way, your pace — choose instant download or handy booklet. What’s Inside: Clear maps and step-by-step directions Clues and answers to spark curiosity Bite-sized history and quirky trivia Fully accessible routes (see below for details) Whether you're the clue master, storyteller, or snack supplier, there’s a role for everyone — making it a great way to connect, explore, and laugh together. The Walks: Walk 1: St James’s Square to Trafalgar Square (1.5 miles) Start in stylish St James’s Square, stroll past Jermyn Street’s gentlemanly charm, and wander through arcades buzzing with character. Glide down Pall Mall, past historic clubs, and arrive at the iconic Trafalgar Square — where London’s energy and history collide. Wheelchair and buggy friendly Walk 2: Trafalgar Square to Buckingham Palace (1 mile) Begin beneath Nelson’s Column, pass through Admiralty Arch, and escape into the calm of The Mall. Spot Horse Guards Parade, stroll beside St James’s Park, and weave through elegant streets before reaching the grandeur of Buckingham Palace. Not suitable for wheelchairs or buggies due to steps Save 20% with code List20 when you buy two or more walks — mix and match with other London adventures (Covent Garden, Mayfair, Soho, St Paul’s) or explore nearby gems like Windsor, St Albans, Marlow, Henley-on-Thames & Guildford. Affordable. Sociable. Unforgettable. Round up your crew, pick your roles, and set off on a day that’s full of surprises. London’s calling — are you ready to explore? Be Curious. Be Clever. Be Together.

The sound of the cello is both beautiful and inherently vocal. Over the years, composers have revelled in exploring the colours of this most wonderful instrument, from the rich and melodious to the frivolous and exciting. Join the English Baroque Choir as we celebrate the vocal nature of the cello by combining it with the intimate charm of an a cappella choir in a programme spanning over 400 years, from the Renaissance right through to the present day.

You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making. The last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

THE INCUREABLES - Hotter than a Fire In Cairo, these 5 Imaginary Boys (who don't cry) are London's primary tribute to Crawley's finest Goth pop institution. With an uncanny resemblance physically and vocally (once the syrup's on) to Bob Smith, author, raconteur and music promoter, Andy Macleod fronts this Faith-ful and fun Cure homage playing hits and deep cuts from The Cure's back catalogue. POPSCENE - Formed in 2023 by lifelong Blur fans, Popscene recreate the sound, look, and energy of Blur’s legendary 90s shows. With meticulous attention to detail, their gigs that make audiences forget they’re not watching the real thing. 'Close your eyes and it's The Cure, open your eyes and it's The Cure' Simon Williams Fierce Panda Records Presented by AFM presents. This is an 18+ event