Staines Area Guide

Evening Flat Racing. Check venue for exact opening and race times.

Evening Flat Racing. Check venue for exact opening and race times.

A mixture of classical music, including Handel and Bach, plus traditional Welsh music and popular tunes.

Afternoon Jump Racing. Check venue for exact opening and race times.

Afternoon Jump Racing. Check venue for exact opening and race times.

Tonight's line-up includes: Headliner: Felicity Ward is Known for her iconic screen roles, TV appearances and her international, multi-award winning live stand-up comedy tours, Felicitys no-filter, authentic and hilarious attitude to life has made her a darling of critics and fans alike. Forging a career in both Australia and the UK, Felicity can be seen across the world, starring in the lead role of Hannah Howard, in the Australian premiere of The Office on Amazon Prime. You can also currently see her in Taika Waititis TV adaptation of Time Bandits for Apple TV, following on from her breakout performance in 2021s ABC TVs drama, Wakefield. She has been on Live at the Apollo and is a regular face on shows such as Roast Battle, The Stand-Up Sketch Show, The Mash Report, Russell Howards Good News, Alan Davis; As Yet Untitled, The John Bishop Show, and Mock the Week. MC: Maia Tassaliniwas a finalist in the BBC New Comedian of the Year 2024 Competition and a member of the prestigious 2025 Pleasance Comedy Reserve; she is already making waves on the UK comedy circuit and is a Soho Comedy Labs Plus alumni. 'Maia is a natural. Born to do it. Unreal!' - Shaparak Khorsandi Pearare the award-winning, sell-out comedy duo of six-foot-seven identical twin comedians Hugo and Patrick McPherson. The only comedy act to be included in the Top Ten Best Reviewed Shows of the Edinburgh Fringe in both 2024 and 2025, Pear have established themselves as an exciting new force in UK sketch comedy. The best selling sketch comedy act of Edinburgh Fringe 2025, Pear have sold out their past four Edinburgh fringes, as well as four transfers to Soho Theatre, and runs in Perth and Brighton Fringes, also picking up the Critics Choice Award at Fringe World. Rory Marshall had a sold out run at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025. He earned a review in Metro, alongside praise from Chortle and The Times for his beefy renditions of minutely observed men. The Scotsman also awarded four stars, and The Observer listed him as one of their breakout comedy acts this year. The show was produced by Country Mile, and directed by Will Farrell and Alex Cartlidge. Rorys television credits include Rose Matafeos STARSTRUCK, BBC sketch show ELLIE & NATASIA, and Baby Cows LIVE AT THE MOTH CLUB pilot alongside Jamie Demetriou and Tim Key Bar open from 7pm - and very reasonably priced! Comedy starts 8pm. Lineup is subject to change without notice. No refunds or exchanges will be given in the event of a change in the schedule.