Battersea Square Area Guide
A locals' guide to Battersea Square
Where do Battersea Square locals go?
Why not explore the nearby areas of
imperial wharf,
battersea,
chelsea,
clapham junction,
fulham,
south kensington,
sloane square,
nine elms,
earls court,
and wandsworth common
Did you know?
"Inaccurately named, Clapham Junction Station is in fact in Battersea and is the busiest railway station in the UK."
On a lovely summer's day it's fun to watch the fountain display in Battersea Park!
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Gareth Jones
The River Thames is lined with modern developments that make the most of the views...
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Guy Evans
Battersea Square is a delightful place for a spot of brunch, lunch or dinner, particularly when the sun is shining and you can sit outside!
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Explore Battersea Square
What locals say about Battersea Square
Activities near Battersea Square
Dragstravaganza 2026
Friday 16 January / market opens 5pm / show 8.30pm / after party til late The Market Ticket (stay for the show + club) - Last Entry 7pm - £10 The Show Ticket (stay 'til late!)- Entry from 7.30pm / Last Entry 9pm - £20 Please note you do not need to buy a seperate ticket for the club night, it's your after party! There is no re-admittence to the venue - once you're in, you're in! January is conventionally the time when we all come together in a massive celebration of drag... And this year it’s happening Grand-style Think independent queer market x drag extravaganza with a huge club night to top it all off! The Dragstrava-Market Join us early evening for a gorgeous market of stalls & photobooths from some of our fave queer collectives & fabulous Drag Race UK queens! Socialise with a room of drag lovers, fill up on all the tote bags, tshirts, badges & fans you could ever wish for and, of course, get a few cheeky photos with our drag stars! Our bars will be open & our DJs will be playing all day. Our first wave of drag stallholders include Gallifrey Cabaret, SlayStation, Ham It Up, Magic Dyke & The Bitten Peach with plenty more TBA... The Dragstravaganza Extravaganza ★ It’s show time, baby! From 8.30pm(ish) we’ll be hosting a fabulous show made up of drag queens, kings & things showing off their Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent just for you Our line up so far includes some spectacular Drag Race UK queens; our host & winner of season 5 Ginger Johnson alongside Tomara Thomas, Lil, Nyongbella, Victoria Scone, Black Peppa & Just May. PLUS we’ve got the brilliant Herr & Me, Rhys’s Pieces, Magic Dyke, The Brummie Bastards, Bitten Peach, LoUis CYfer & winner of this years’ Lipsync 1000 Petty Nonsense ★ It really is a Dragstravaganza! The Dragstrava-Dance aka The Grand Goes Beyonce You all know what a club night looks like at the Grand - there’s balloons, confetti, dancers, pop-up performers and this time our dance floor will be covered in all you stunning drag lovers dancing the night away... If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Performers & stall holders listed are scheduled to appear - refunds will not be given due to line up changes. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ eventRead more
Laugh Train Home Ft Tom Houghton
With a loyal fan base of over a quarter of a million followers, Tom is a social media star, thanks to multiple viral videos of his stand up, insights into his incredible life and chats with his father (General the Lord Houghton GCB CBE DL). His videos have garnered millions of views thanks to their combination of humour, education and down to earth charm.This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute."Daily Telegraph Clever, passionate and soulful." The New European Plus support from Sharon Wanjohi introducing Vinny Shiu and MC Alexander BennettRead more
Swiftogeddon: The Taylor Swift Club Night
Club night dedicated to pop behemoth Taylor Swift.
You Are The Lamb
WORLD PREMIERE The omens are dire. Pestilence has struck these lands. You have been summoned to Court where, according to tradition, a new king will be chosen who will rule for the next 100 days. Will it be you? And, if so, are you willing to pay the price? You are the Lamb is a new interactive play which asks the audience how far they would be willing to go, and what they would sacrifice, to save themselves, or each other. Winner of the 2026 London Lovecraft New Writing AwardRead more
Merry Opera comes to the Clapham Grand! - Mozart's Cos fan tutte
Playful deception meets its match in Mozarts sparkling comic operaCos fan tutte,reminding us that love is rarely as simpleor as certainas wed like to believe. Two young officers make a reckless wager. Can their fiances remain faithful when temptation comes knocking? With a mischievous plot hatched by a worldly friend, disguises, mistaken identities, and romantic entanglements spiral into a deliciously absurd tangle. Set to some of Mozarts most radiant and intricate music and sung in English to a translation by Amanda Holden, Cos fan tutte blends razor-sharp wit with moments of truth and reflection in this vibrant production that proves Mozart knew the human heart all too well. !Read more
Good Ship Comedy Feat. Glenn Moore
Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Glenn Moore is a comedian, actor and one of the best and most prolific joke writers in the country.Glenn is a regular face on TV, having appeared on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week and over the pond on The Great American Joke-Off. He has also appeared on The News Quiz, The Now Show, House of Games and Pointless Celebrities. He can be heard daily as one quarter of The Dave Berry Breakfast Show on Absolute Radio, the UK's biggest commercial radio breakfast show and is also a presenter on the BBC Sounds gaming podcast Press X To Continue. He has his own Radio 4 series, and can be heard on News Quiz, Now Show and Absolute Radio. He features in the 2023 series of Live at the Apollo, is a regular on Mock The Week RIP, The Great American Joke-Off and The Stand-Up Sketch Show. Proud owner of a Pointless Celebrities trophy and a House of Games tankard. "A comedy masterclass." The Times "Spectacular laughs." Evening Standard Plus support from Paul F Taylor, introducing Cecily Hitchcock and Anitha Sri and MC Ben Van Der VeldeRead more
Vegan Bottomless Brunch Cookery Class
Fever invites you to take part in the best Bottomless Vegan Brunch Cooking Class in London! Learn how to cook up a meal filled with new vegan ideas and tips. First, you'll be greeted with a drink, then you'll sit down and watch a demonstration of what you will be cooking, before making the dish yourself and dining around the table to enjoy your creations with new and old friends. Lettuce celebrate!Read more
About Battersea Square
Battersea Square is an up and coming area of Battersea, near the River Thames. Battersea square has several popular restaurants, pubs and bars.
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