Beckenham Hill Area Guide

Delightfully deadpan BARNABY SLATER headlines tonight's show plus 5 comedians carefully chosen for maximum laughs. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

Sassy and irreverent SAM SEE headlines tonight's show plus 5 carefully curated comedians to bring the laughter to South London. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

London City Lionesses take on Manchester City in this Women's Super League fixture.

The Fox and Firkin team is throwing a fat party with tickets at only £10 - as a thank you for all your support through 2025. From Roots to Jungle Mighty Oxman (Soho Radio) Strictly Roots Zion Train Dub/ steppa/ reggae rave Kaotic Kartel with MC Mr Jago Dancehall Ed Solo with Mc Navigator Jungle Plus, a unique rave in our 1950s train carriage space... With Clifford Junior and DJ Lessons Presented by The Fox & Firkin. This is an 18+ event

Years 5-6 pupils have been invited to attend an after-school workshop on Thursday 22 January 2026 . This will be an enrichment event for students aiming to challenge themselves in French. The session will take place after-school in the Senior School MFL Department from 1600-1645. Pupils will be taken from their Forms at the end of the school day and taken to the MFL Department by a member of Junior School staff. Pick up after the workshop will be at the West Gate as with all other Junior School Forder clubs

They can play and they can sing and theyre fearless When I saw Goblin Band singing recently, I just thought, Why didnt I think of that They move stuff around They go back to versions that we were too snotty to touch and they turn them into stomps - Martin Carthy Who are we to disagree! For more information about Goblin Band, please see our website www.thegooseisout.com Door 7pm DJ FlapJackDavey 7 - 8pm and 11pm onwards Live music 8-11pm Tickets on the door will be £17 - CASH OR BACS ONLY, SORRY! There are also a maximum of ten advance concessionary tickets priced at £10. These are for people who would not otherwise be able to afford to come to the gig, so please pay the full price if you can. Food available! Please note that you will not be able to eat in the ballroom where the concert is held, although once the doors open and AFTER YOU HAVE HAD YOUR HAND STAMPED, you may reserve a seat in the ballroom (for example by leaving your coat on it) and then eat elsewhere. If you wish to eat, please ensure that you arrive in plenty of time to order and eat your food. Please do not save seats for other people unless they will be arriving before the start of the live music at 8pm. If there is a particular problem please let us know, otherwise we reserve the right to give these seats to people who are already there and who would otherwise have to stand (see below). There is a low step at the entrance to The Ivy House, and after that the venue is all on level ground. There is a disabled toilet in the ballroom where the concert will be held. If you are in a wheelchair, please let us know IN ADVANCE and we can reserve a space for you. THIS EVENT IS PART SEATED, PART STANDING. If you or a member of your party must have a seat due to disability, PLEASE EITHER ARRIVE WHEN THE DOOR OPENS AT 7PM, OR ELSE LET US KNOW IN ADVANCE GIVING THE REASON WHY A SEAT IS NEEDED. Sorry, but we cannot undertake to reserve seats for anybody other than the person with a disability. Please do not bring in seats or stools from other parts of the venue, as these are needed for other customers of the pub. We also need to keep enough space at the back of the room for people who are standing. Please be aware that whilst our events are held in The Ivy House's beautiful Grade 2 listed ballroom, this is a pub, so there may be some background noise from adjoining bars, although we and the pub management have done our best to minimise this. However as this is a listed building there are restrictions on what kinds of soundproofing can be done. We hope you understand. You are welcome to take photos, but please do not do this in a way which will disturb other members of the audience. For example, please do not use flash or hold your phone above your head. Unfortunately anybody who persists in doing this after being asked not to may be asked to leave. Please do not take videos unless this has been cleared in advance by both ourselves and the artist/s concerned. Please do not block the gangways, which we must keep free due to safety legislation. For more information, see our website www.thegooseisout.com or to contact us please email us at [email protected] Please do feel free to contact us if you have any queries about any of the above! We hope you will have a great time at all the Goose events you come to, and we hope to see you soon!