Beckenham Hill Area Guide

Comedy powerhouse LATEEF LOVEJOY headlines tonight's show with hostess Carly Smallman plus four more comics including rising star DICK DENHAM. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

Opera & Ballet International proudly presents an Ellen Kent production with international soloists, highly-praised chorus and full orchestra Winner of The Best Opera Award Liverpool Daily Post Theatre Awards Back by overwhelming public demand, this award winning Opera returns with exquisite sets including a spectacular Japanese garden and fabulous costumes including antique wedding kimonos from Japan. One of the world’s most popular operas, Puccini’s Madama Butterfly tells the heart-breaking story of the beautiful young Japanese girl who falls in love with an American naval lieutenant – with dramatic results. Highlights include the melodic Humming Chorus, the moving aria One Fine Day and the unforgettable Love Duet. Sung in Italian with English surtitles.

Get ready to experience some of the finest comedians in the country at your friendly neighbourhood comedy club! Our next few shows include Instagram geezer Jeff Innocent, star of 8 Out of 10 Cats Harriet Kemsley and star of The Conan O'Brien Show Garret Millerick. They'll be joined on stage by a hilarious lineup of support acts and MC Ben Van der Velde. Get your tickets now for Good Ship Comedy Nights in London!

This performance is for our MINI students who attend on Thursdays from 4:30-5:30 or Saturday mornings. Following the success of our fantastic Summer event in 2025, it's time to dance the Disco blues away! Tickets are limited to 2 per child.

Auntie Flo makes his Fox and Firkin debut, his globe trotting history reflecting his international perspective on dance music culture and coming on the back of his recent album 'Birds of Paradise' that deepens his connection with the natural world. Joining him is celebrated selector Sarah Tonin, Lowlife club resident & Do You!!! Radio host who's eclectic & uplifting sets give her a well-deserved reputation for filling dance floors. Presented by The Fox & Firkin. This is an 18+ event

Beckenham Town take on Ashford United in this Isthmian League - South East Division fixture.