Lower Sydenham Area Guide

Wild and authentic LAURA QUINN GOH headlines tonight's show plus 5 hand-picked comedians to warm up your January. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

Delightfully deadpan BARNABY SLATER headlines tonight's show plus 5 comedians carefully chosen for maximum laughs. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

Lovable goof-ball CAROLINE MABEY headlines tonight's show plus 5 lovingly chosen comedians to tickle your fancy. Tickets can be reserved online for £12 (plus ticket agent fee) until 7pm on the day of the show. Door price tickets are £15. PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get your drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away. SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together. Fresh hot popcorn, sweets and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change. We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted. We have installed a state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.

South East London Orchestra Sunday 22 March 2026, 4.30pm Conductor - David Smith MacCunn The Land of the Mountain and the Flood Bruch Scottish Fantasy,violin soloist Fenella Humphreys Thea Musgrave Loch Ness Arnold Four Scottish Dances All are welcome. See https://southeastlondonorchestra.com for more information about SELO.

Mother Goose is in a flap! An ice cold witch has set her sights on the golden egg and a cunning tyrant with his hapless goons is holding Nursery Rhyme Land to ransom as he wants Mary, Mary Quite Contrary for his bride. Will he have his wicked way or will Fairy Snow work her magic on Marys sweetheart, tiny Tom Thumb, and grow him to a size befitting of matrimony! Poor or some would say lucky! Old King Cole is being pursued by our panto dame, Betty Botter, but will he succumb to her outrageous antics or fall for Old Mother Hubbard? Jack & Jill, Humpty Dumpty and many more nursery rhyme characters join forces to save the day and bring you a brand new, traditional family pantomime filled with song, dance, gags and buckets of fun! This is a show for everyone! Join in the fun! Boo and cheer! Tap and clap along to the live band and kick off 2026 with a big dose of laughter!

directed by Luke Adamson presented by The Bridge House Theatre Its evening in the classroom of a small primary school and its time for a Masterclass but who is teaching who? Thanks to a minor disagreement with the tax man, ageing Shakespearean thespian and faded film star Roger Sutherland is forced to swallow his pride and start offering paid evening acting masterclasses in local primary schools and community halls. Its a far cry from the West End, but the show must go on. Enter stage left Gary Brock a brash, young Australian actor with a TV past and big ambitions. Once a child star Down Under, Gary has crossed the globe to reignite his career in the land of Shakespeare, but instead finds himself face to face with Roger, whose disdain for modern acting methods is matched only by his contempt for actors who dont know their soliloquies from their stage directions. With clashing egos, wildly different philosophies on acting, and a few forgotten lines along the way, sparks fly and tempers flare. But beneath the posturing and put-downs, could these two actors actually have something to learn from one another? A sharp, funny, and heartfelt exploration of art, ambition, and the fine line between performance and reality. Tuesday 20 Saturday 24 January2026 at 7.30pm No performances: Sundays and Mondays Tickets: 17, 15 conc, suitable for 16+ Terms and conditions apply when booking. Our concessionary price tickets are for: full-time students, over 65s, registered unwaged, under 18s and Equity Members. Please bring proof of status.