Kingston Vale Area Guide

Kingstonian take on Egham Town in this Isthmian League - South Central Division fixture.

DANNY WARD - The Holiday. Before he was an award winning stand up comedian Dany worked on (almost) everyone's favourite Christmas movie The Holiday. Twenty years later Danny found himself travelling to LA after a heart break. Come and hear all about one of the largest grossing films of all time, Danny's trip Stateside and what they had in common. The Ish Comedy Award Pane; Prize winning blockbuster hit of the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe. "A rather lovely piece of storytelling ...witty, well-constructed hour, told with a great deal of self-deprecating charm...executed with a deft touch, authentically heartfelt...elegant and funnyexceptional ★★★★ Chorlte Wow, just wow! A very special show...A talented writer and storyteller, I was absolutely blown away and felt privileged to be part of the audience. Danny's performance is incredibly heartfelt and emotional and there wasnt a dry eye in the place as he opened up about some very personal moments. My must-see of this year's Fringe! ★★★★★ One4Review.com

There used to be an empty chair at the back of the class, but now a new boy called Ahmet is sitting in it. He’s nine years old (just like me), but he’s very strange. He never talks and never smiles and doesn’t like sweets – not even lemon sherbets, which are my favourite! After learning that he has fled his own war-torn country, Ahmet’s classmates have ‘The Greatest Idea in the World’ – a magnificent plan to reunite Ahmet with his family. An unexpected and often hilarious adventure follows, all topped off with a terrific twist. Told from a child’s perspective, balancing heart and humour, The Boy at The Back of The Class highlights the power of friendship and kindness in a world that doesn’t always make sense and reminds us that everyone needs a place to call home. Ages 7+

Ahead of International Women's Day 2026, pianist Soraya Verjee and friends return for another night of music. From classical piano to contemporary jazz, Soraya invites a fully female-fronted line up, including vocalist Sades and singer-songwriter Pluto Girl to share their sounds and stories. Following their successful debut in 2025, this collective concert aims to spotlight female composers spanning across all genres, backgrounds and time periods. Hosted in Kingston's spectacular Ram Jam Records, this will be an intimate night to share and learn about the great women from our time and past.

Am I Irish Yet is the funny, sad, laugh out loud totally relatable show for every girl who grew up in London calling somewhere else home! Starring New York Times best selling novelist Kate Kerrigan and produced and directed by BAFTA winner Kevin Toolis.

SPECIAL GUEST Over 1 million followers. Plus a support actsand an MC. The Royal Oak, 90 Coombe Road, New Malden, KT3 4RD