New Malden Area Guide

Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 Glorious Years of fun, laughter and low level disruption! Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of Tiramisu! Guffaw with delight! As I delve into my back catalogue using my patented ‘Old Bit Randomiser’ for old favourites like ‘Interspecies Tennis’, ‘The time I went up in the Space Shuttle' and ‘When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting’! Cough Awkwardly! As Gary, (my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again. Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don! Watch in Wonder! At the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster. Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act! So get on board the laughter train!

The Ariel Consort of London, directed by Douglas Somers-Lee, makes a welcome return to St Matthew's Church, Wimbledon, to present a programme of English and European sacred choral music from the 16th to the 20th century. With St Matthew's organist Jonathan Turton playing a selection of pieces at the organ, the concert will include some of the most beautiful, uplifting and rousing pieces from this remarkable treasure trove of composition. Followed by wine and nibbles in the church, and with proceeds going to St Matthew's, the evening promises to be a treat for all fans of sacred music.

This smash hit musical has won 65 major awards and has been seen by over 27 million people worldwide. They were just four guys from Jersey, until they sang their very first note. They had a sound nobody had ever heard… and the radio just couldn’t get enough of.  But while their harmonies were perfect on stage, off stage it was a very different story — a story that has made them an international sensation all over again. The show features all their hits including “Sherry,” “Big Girls Don’t Cry,” “Oh What A Night,” “Walk Like A Man,” “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” and “Working My Way Back To You.” Go behind the music and inside the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons in the Olivier Award-winning, original Broadway sensation, Jersey Boys.  From the streets of New Jersey to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, this is the musical that’s too good to be true.

More than 40 local theatre schools, singers, and groups unite for a spectacular showcase of youth performing arts. Taking place over two consecutive evenings, this vibrant production celebrates the next generation of performers and will include solo singers, musical theatre and drama groups, street and hip-hop dancers, ballet dancers, cheerleaders, gymnasts, Irish dancers, ballroom & Latin, and a variety of tap, modern and jazz from the best local dance and drama schools. With astounding young talent, dazzling lights, and stunning visual effects, this is truly a show not to be missed!

Don’t miss the unforgettable theatrical experience of the season as this heartfelt coming-of-age story takes flight with spectacular musical numbers and dazzlingly inventive choreography. Daniel LaRusso’s journey is reimagined through movement, music, and raw, energetic storytelling. At its heart is the powerful bond between Daniel and Mr. Miyagi, who teaches that karate isn’t about fighting, it’s about balance, dignity, and respect. A Tony Award-winning design team transforms iconic cinematic moments into an emotionally charged, kinetic stage experience. Honouring the roots of the timeless story, this musical celebrates resilience, mentorship, and the quiet strength that bridges generations.

London Studio Centre presents Dance Overture; a yearly showcase of incredible performance talent that spans multiple styles and genres. Experience an inspiring kaleidoscope of ballet, commercial dance, musical theatre, contemporary dance, hip-hop and more. A spellbinding journey through dance in all its forms.