The Sisters Area Guide

Multi award winning comedian Jeff Innocent has reached legendary status among his peers and audiences alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his East End 'geezer appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and culturally relevant subject matter. Always original, he continues to cement his position within the history of British stand up comedians with his regular performances on the UK and world live comedy circuit and has recently acquired a whole new generation of fans, through his online viral video clips. Jeff Innocent started his comedy career in the mid 90's at the age of 41 after a colourful and eventful life including a father and brothers best described as entrepreneurs, working as a window dresser in the trendy 70's world of London's Kings Rd and Carnaby St fashion shops and appearing regularly as an actor at the radical Half Moon Theatre in London's Aldgate. It was in 1996, after a gap of 25 years, that Jeff resumed his passion for performing by enrolling in a stand-up comedy course a 40th birthday gift tutored by the legendary alternative stand up pioneer Tony Allen. Since then Jeff has performed stand-up comedy not just in the UK but in such far flung and unlikely locations as Viet Nam, Abu Dhabi, China, the Philippines, India, Norway, South Africa and Kuala Lumpur to name just a few. "Jeff Innocent delivers a masterclass in stand-up comedy every time he performs." Sunday Times "It should be made law that every British citizen should go and see Jeff innocent, he's that funny." Evening Standard "Jeff presents a show that's part history lesson, part sociology lecture, but all funny." Guardian Plus support from Andrew White, introducing Valeria Vulpe and Jen Nolan and MC Ben Van Der Velde

Friday 27th February / doors & bars open 7:00pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors / show end 10:30pm / after party until 1am! Not your average choir - The Groove Chorus will be turning up the volume once again at The Clapham Grand! Featuring a choir of 100 and a mega 8-piece live band, they'll be bringing their iconic dance anthems with a disco twist, inspired by queer culture from the 80s to today (drenched in double denim of course). See you there! x For any ticketing enquiries please contact DICE's Help Centre first, or contact [email protected] Presented by The Clapham Grand. 18+

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Glenn Moore is a comedian, actor and one of the best and most prolific joke writers in the country.Glenn is a regular face on TV, having appeared on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week and over the pond on The Great American Joke-Off. He has also appeared on The News Quiz, The Now Show, House of Games and Pointless Celebrities. He can be heard daily as one quarter of The Dave Berry Breakfast Show on Absolute Radio, the UK's biggest commercial radio breakfast show and is also a presenter on the BBC Sounds gaming podcast Press X To Continue. He has his own Radio 4 series, and can be heard on News Quiz, Now Show and Absolute Radio. He features in the 2023 series of Live at the Apollo, is a regular on Mock The Week RIP, The Great American Joke-Off and The Stand-Up Sketch Show. Proud owner of a Pointless Celebrities trophy and a House of Games tankard. "A comedy masterclass." The Times "Spectacular laughs." Evening Standard Plus support from Paul F Taylor, introducing Cecily Hitchcock and Anitha Sri and MC Ben Van Der Velde

BEEFMINCE NYE: The Grand Dong Since 2015, BEEFMINCE has been attracting a stampede of bears, cubs, chubs, chasers, leather-men and everything in between, to become one of London’s most loved, inclusive and fun LGBTQ+ club nights. Please only attend if this night sounds like it's for you! Ring in the New Year the BEEFMINCE way - dirty, dancey, and downright massive! We’re taking over The Clapham Grand once again for the ultimate big beary blowout: THE GRAND DONG \ DJ line up mas que nada bros silverhook cowlick \+ more tba Huge victorian theatre full of London's beariest, hairest and tastiest. GoGo Dancers shaking into 2026 Countdown chaos with confetti and balloon drops galore! \ Get ready for an unfiltered, unapologetic night of beefy beats and big energy as we launch into 2026 with a BOOM (and a DONG!). Presented by BEEFMINCE. This is an 18+ event.

Multi award winning comedian Jeff Innocent has reached legendary status among his peers and audiences alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his East End 'geezer appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and culturally relevant subject matter. Always original, he continues to cement his position within the history of British stand up comedians with his regular performances on the UK and world live comedy circuit and has recently acquired a whole new generation of fans, through his online viral video clips. Jeff Innocent started his comedy career in the mid 90s at the age of 41 after a colourful and eventful life including a father and brothers best described as entrepreneurs, working as a window dresser in the trendy 70s world of London's Kings Rd and Carnaby St fashion shops and appearing regularly as an actor at the radical Half Moon Theatre in London's Aldgate. It was in 1996, after a gap of 25 years, that Jeff resumed his passion for performing by enrolling in a stand-up comedy course a 40th birthday gift tutored by the legendary alternative stand up pioneer Tony Allen. Since then Jeff has performed stand-up comedy not just in the UK but in such far flung and unlikely locations as Viet Nam, Abu Dhabi, China, the Philippines, India, Norway, South Africa and Kuala Lumpur to name just a few. "Jeff Innocent delivers a masterclass in stand-up comedy every time he performs."Sunday Times "It should be made law that every British citizen should go and see Jeff innocent, hes that funny."Evening Standard "Jeff presents a show thats part history lesson, part sociology lecture, but all funny." Guardian Plus support from Andrew White, introducing Valeria Vulpe and Jen Nolan and MC Ben Van Der Velde

TICKETS £8 - OTD £10 CASH ONLY A new year and another new venue for all you MoonPunx to explore! Headliner: Slow Faction is a 1st generation-influenced punk band with a real London 77 sound. The aim of Slow Faction is simple to make the music they want to hear; politically-charged songs with big hooks and choruses, reminiscent of the 1st wave of British punk. Slow Faction's live sound has been described as a cross between The Clash and The Buzzcocks. With support from Cherry and Peesh. Punk/folk spoken word songs, electric or acoustic,or fully unplugged. Combining melodic songwriting and poetry. Opening this absolute blast of a punk Saturday night we have Solus. A Punk attack from South East London, featuring ex-members of Hydra, Leech Woman and Shocks of Mighty! A mash up of anarcho-punk, Killing Joke, Loop and Chrome.