SW11 Area Guide

Wednesday 11th February / doors & bars open 6:30pm / show starts approx. 1 hour after doors 14+. All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+ No more than 2 U18s per 21+ The Argentinian comedy sensation arrives in London, ready to party at every performance! In 2026, Fernanda Metilli, Connie Ballarini, Malena Guinzburg and Natalia Carulias will embark on a European tour with their sell-out show. Each show is unique and hilarious! We're not a play and we're not stand-up comedy - we are Las Chicas de la Culpa: a get-together with your wildest friends! Las Chicas de la Culpa's international success is down to lots of laughter, audience engagement and shared experiences. This show is performed in Spanish. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is a 14+ event. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult over 21 (no more than 2 under 18s per adult 21+)

BEEFMINCE NYE: The Grand Dong Since 2015, BEEFMINCE has been attracting a stampede of bears, cubs, chubs, chasers, leather-men and everything in between, to become one of London’s most loved, inclusive and fun LGBTQ+ club nights. Please only attend if this night sounds like it's for you! Ring in the New Year the BEEFMINCE way - dirty, dancey, and downright massive! We’re taking over The Clapham Grand once again for the ultimate big beary blowout: THE GRAND DONG \ DJ line up mas que nada bros silverhook cowlick \+ more tba Huge victorian theatre full of London's beariest, hairest and tastiest. GoGo Dancers shaking into 2026 Countdown chaos with confetti and balloon drops galore! \ Get ready for an unfiltered, unapologetic night of beefy beats and big energy as we launch into 2026 with a BOOM (and a DONG!). Presented by BEEFMINCE. This is an 18+ event.

Wednesday 17th December / doors & bars open 11pm / last entry We're back! Nexus returns to Clapham Grand, one of London's most prestigious venues, for their Winter Special. Riding the major success of the first event expect an even bigger night! The 125 year old nightclub buried in the heart of London will open its doors from 23:00 on the 17th December. If you have any questions please scroll down to the FAQ section below. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

a palace of varieties - the grand's 125th birthday show Thursday 29th January / Doors open 6pm / Show approx 7.30pm / Show end approx 10.30pm / Disco 'til late! 125 years of mischief, music, magic and mayhem... And we're only just getting started! This January, we’re throwing our doors open for a night that celebrates The Clapham Grand in all its 125 years of glory - and we’d love you to join us Our Birthday Show is a huge variety night celebrating The Grand's past, present & future. Our extra special host with the most, Jayde Adams, will take us through an evening of comedy, drag, live music & cabaret telling the story of our rich and varied history. Afterwards the show turns into a party as DJs from our fave club nights past and present bring you an old school disco ‘til late Our line up is packed with Grand faves & extra special guests so keep an eye on our Instagram for announcements... Supported by Wandsworth Council and the Mayor of London, this special event forms part of Wandsworth’s London Borough of Culture 2025 celebrations. Expect a riot of comedy, cabaret, music, drag, archive moments and surprise guests as we relive 125 years of joy, resilience and reinvention. Tickets start at just a tenner, but feel free to donate more Contributions from the birthday bash will go towards vital restoration and refurbishment work in our Grade II listed building. Your support will help keep this historic landmark venue standing for the next 125 years, so future generations can dance, laugh and fall in love right where you did. Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Learn how to cook up a variety of authentic Mexican favourites including the best fish tacos you've ever tasted—all with a side of bottomless wine! This fun, upbeat Mexican Street food class will begin with a short demonstration on how to make some delicious dishes. Then it's over to you to give it a go from your designated cooking table! The chefs from Avenue Cookery School will be on hand to help, and will be more than happy to provide you with some useful kitchen tips. At the end of the class, sit back and tuck into your creations with friends old and new. Get your tickets now for Bottomless Wine & Mexican Street Food Cooking Class in London!

TO.FN Xmas Part 2 After a sold out UK tour last month, The Orchestra (For Now) thought it only right to finish the year in style. 2 nights. Windmill. Christmas style. THE ORCHESTRA (FOR NOW) - House band 2024. https://theorchestrafornow.com NINUSH - https://linktr.ee/ninushmusic Felix Stephens Presented by Windmill Brixton. This is an 18+ event