East Hill Area Guide

Doors 6pm / show approx one hour after doors Shoot From The Hip bring their award-winning, TikTok-viral improvised comedy BACK to the Clapham Grand! Featuring chaotic games, epic scenes, and ever-so-slightly unhinged performances, their Metro, Evening Standard, and Time Out-recommended shows are completely unscripted, unpredictable – and unforgettable. "Pitched to perfection \[…\] Go and see them, and wear waterproof mascara." ★★★★★ - Reviews Hub "Jaw-achingly funny" ★★★★★ - Bookmarks and Stages ''Quick-witted and fast on their feet’ - ★★★★ Broadway World “As refined as it is ridiculous \[...\] not one to miss.” - ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Side-splitting quick wit" - The Evening Standard "Well worth a shot (pun intended)” - Time Out Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 14+ event (under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+)

Thursday September 4th / doors 6.30pm / show approx one hour after doors Presented by the Ood-brains behind the smash hit Gallifrey Cabaret... WHO KNOWS?! A Whoniverse Quiztacular Assemble your best TARDIS team and prepare for battle at the greatest quiz-show in Time + Space! Think you know your Daleks from your Sea Devils? Your Quarks from your Ptings? And just how long is the average sonic screwdriver anyway..? From Alpha Centauri to Zygor, we'll be testing and teasing your knowledge of all things Doctor Who - feat. bonus rounds, entertainment, prizes - all hosted by your Doctor/Games Mxster Reece Connolly, with official adjudication by Carrot as the fearsome Anne Droid, live from the Game Station (formerly known as The Clapham Grand)! Teams are up to 6 players and will be registered on the night, please buy one ticket per player. Players can buy tickets separately and create the team on the night. Do prepare a sufficiently geeky team name, bonus points up for grabs! Vaporization by the Anne Droid is undertaken at contestants' own risk. Seating is secured on a first come, first served basis so get there early to secure a good spot! DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with the official Doctor Who brand (even tho we love them very very much xoxox) Important information: This is an 18+ event For any ticketing enquiries, please contact DICE via their Help Desk. For any information about the show, accessibility or timings, please contact Team Grand on [email protected] detailing your enquiry and the show/date in question Check out all FAQs for attending shows on our website, here: https://claphamgrand.com/faqs/ Presented by The Clapham Grand. This is an 18+ event

Diaspora Inferno: From My Grandmothers Kitchen is a devised physical theatre work inspired by Dantes Inferno and reimagined through the lens of diaspora survival, generational silence, and womanhood. The piece moves through seven sins Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Sloth, Greed, and Pride not as moral judgments, but as emotional inheritances shaped by migration, trauma, and resilience. The kitchen in this production is a symbol of survival and silence a sacred domestic space where immigrant women cook, mourn, remember, and resist. Through movement, sound, testimony, and ritual, we hope to amplify stories that are often unheard or buried between generations.

Hideout Theatre & Stoke The Embers present a new dark Comedywritten by Ellis Green PART OF DRAYTON ARMS THEATRE EDINBURGH PREVIEWS In a far-off kingdom, King Diadon spends each night watching his life story performed by a company of players. But on performance number 18,338, he's finally had enough and gives them three days to come up with something new... or face the chop. Unfortunately, teamwork isn't their strong suit. As panic sets in and chaos erupts, newcomer Rick confused, unqualified and somehow their last shot at survival begins to suspect that hidden truths may be lurking behind the curtain. A dark comedy about the masks we wear, and the stories we tell.

Get ready to dance the night away in Kensington's most luxurious club. With live DJs on the decks all night long, Dolce is the only place to be.

Miss Holiday & The Swingtones are a 5 piece Jump Jive & Swing band bringing to the stage the very best classics of the 40's & 50's plus their vintage interpretations of modern songs! Fronted by Miss Holiday Swing, a well known face on the Vintage Scene and sort after vocalist, her mesmerising vocals will transport you straight back to the Old Hollywood Era. Just back from their packed out performance at Rye International Jazz Festival, Miss Holiday & The Swingtones will entertain from start to finish with their vast repertoire appealing to all age groups and music tastes!